The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is unfortunately still not up to the par of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The good news is that it is a lot better film than the first one.

My rating is somewhat biased as the film is really not as good as some other 8/10 ones of this year, but to be frank and honest I'm happy about giving it some extra merit. Its my type of thing. I love the LOTR movies and would in fact class them in second place, as one long movie, right behind the good ol Goonies in my list of favourite movies ever.

Continuiing my frankness and honesty, the movie has some problems. Its probably the worst edited Peter Jackson film I've yet seen and is still too bloated. The editing, Im sure, comes down to the fact that it would have started life as the ending film in a two part series, and was then hastily re-cut into a middle of three part series. Its most evident towards the end where Smaug and the Dwarves are doing their thing, and the people back in Lake Town are doing their own thing. For some reason the editing keeps cutting back and forth between these two very removed points of action and it spoils the single best part of the movie: the dragon!

SMAUG, Wow! He is perfect. The style of him, the way he moves, the way he talks, the way he breathes fire, the way he sleeps under his gold, the way he smiles, all of it is perfect. And if there was one thing to get right in this movie it was Smaug. Thats where I get disappointed, because I can see in the first movie and in this one what the important parts of the story were which received the time and attention to detail they needed: The Trolls, The Riddles in The Dark, The Dwarven banter, Bilbo, Gandalf, The Ring, Smaug, Lake Town, The Elves, Mirkwood, are all LOTR qualtiy or better. There is just so much other crap stuck in between these moments that it detracts from them and makes the two movies feel flatter, less emotional, more plastic.

With the LOTR there was too much source material and so the writers and PJ had to trim down the fat and make it as good as it could be, which was near perfect. With the Hobbit they intentionally went in and added fat which is just plain disappointing, obvious and quality detracting. I really cant wait until a Fan Edit is made of the three films cut down to one or two combining the key moments and getting rid of the unnecessary stuff, but ultimately wish the series was one stellar 3 hour movie, or maybe two 2 hour movies. Not three 3 hour ones, its almost silly.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is a bit bloated and its badly edited as a result of this, but at its core its a funny, beautiful, dark, impressive, action adventure fantasy movie of the type that rarely gets greenlit. For that I love it and will watch it over and over. Ill grumble at the stupid scenes and the bad editing (or maybe Ill do my own Fan Edit), but I'll also suck my breath in awe at other times. I saw this film in a packed cinema in HFR 3D and recommend you do the same. Its that kind of movie. And in that setting you can forgive the bad parts and just enjoy the ride, which is one hell of an adventure!

SCORE: 8/10

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Hours

Hours is an low budget indy (4 million) starring Paul Walker and directed by Eric Heisserer (The Thing 2011, Final Destination 5).  It is set within a hospital during Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.

Nolan (Walker) has just lost his wife in child birth and his very premature baby girl is placed in a ventilator to aid breathing.  The hospital is evacuated as the city is flooded and Nolan is left behind to care for his daughter as conditions go from bad to worse.

There was a lot I appreciated about this movie.  Being low budget you need to be clever about things and as the entire story was set within the hospital it was not only a great way to reduce set & location costs but created a nice claustrophobic feel.  Walker showed a lot of depth in this role - I think I would say it's the best performance I have ever seen from him. (R.I.P)   With the power out he must keep the ventilator going with a crank generator and dying backup battery which becomes one of the main elements of the story as he can only leave the room for minutes at a time before having to return to re-charge.

Despite the above positives I found myself getting a little bored at times.  The generator was a realistic and interesting element but it almost became the entire movie.  A few other things were thrown in the mix - a stray dog, some violent looters but that's about everything.  I'm not sure if this was based on a true story, nothing was noted at the start or end of the film.  If it was I can understand sticking to the truth, but if not some extra story elements would have kept up the pace and cured the boredom.

I wouldn't rush out to see this one unless you're a big Walker fan.  If there's nothing else on the cards give it a go, it's not terrible.

6/10

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10 Favourite Christmas Movies

1. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
Drum roll please ..... Ah, this is such great movie for when the season is a bit nipply. Did I say nipple? Oh, well, there is a nip in the air. Chevy Chase at his absolute best and my role model as a Dad. Seriously.

2. Home Alone
The opening music plays and you are hooked. This movie is perfect. Its funny, sad, scary, adventurous, has a great lead actor and scuplted a whole generation of younguns wanting to be left alone for just one Christmas! And it has the best scream this side of the Wilhelm.

3. Love Actually
Shhhh.... Mike and I both secretly love this movie. But, because its essentially a Rom Com we tend to hide our true feelings. Sexist? No, just insecurity. The main draw for this movie is its stunning writing in being able to weave so many differing story lines together on the beautiful backdrop of Keira Knightley London.

4. Die Hard
Maybe the best action movie ever, is also one of the best Christmas movies ever. How awesome is that?!? Ho Ho Ho.

5. Leathal Weapon
C'mon! It opens with Jingle Bell Rock, has a simply fantastic scene in a Christmas Tree yard and its worth being in this list just because its friggin awesome!

6. Santa Claus
The movie I watch each and every year at Christmas time. Its old school with Dudley Moore and John Lithgow and that sweet and wonderous 80' feel, comparing the excesses of the time with ancient morals. I love it. It has problems and its not perfect, but to me its sincere and captures that warm Christmas Spirit better than any other Christmas movie.

7. Gremlins!
Ah, those disgusting Gremlins, so perfectly counter balanced by Gizmo and set at the most wonderful time of the year. A precious mix of childlike horror, gross out comedy and sweetness only the 80's can produce.

8. Bad Santa
I must confess to never having seen this movie but Mike rated it highly so I will have to bump it up my list.

9. Polar Express
The only factor that makes this movie short of an all time great is the uncanny valley. That term refers to that weird vacant and uncanny expression the somewhat realistic human characters have. Avatar dimished that substantially but this film suffer from it unfortunately.

10. Rare Export
Another I had not heard about until creating this list with Mike, but another going straight to the top! Check out this trailer:
 
Mike and I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Next on our movie watching list at the cinema is The Hobbit so look out for a review shortly.

Prisoners

How far would you go to find your kidnapped daughter?

Prisoners would have to be one of the most polished films of the year.  I was completely engrossed in every shot of the movie just loving the unique positioning of the camera, the clarity, the beauty.  Director Denis Villeneuve and his team capture the tone of the dark subject perfectly.

Then combine this with an incredible cast. Hugh Jackman,  Jake Gyllenhaal, Terrence Howard and Paul Dano amongst others not so well known yet still great actors/actresses.  Jackman is very convincing playing the desperate father who in his own mind is forced to cross the line and take matters into his own hands.  Howard is good as the father of the other victim - acting almost as a voice of reason to the out of control Jackman. 

My favourite performance though was Jake Gyllenhaal playing the obsessed detective Loki.  A man who has solved every case he has been assigned.  Although as the story played out it felt he was always a step or two behind, his persistence never wavered and we can see the reasons for that perfect record.   My only complaint with Loki is we are given very little, if any background on him.  He is obviously a dark and complicated man but any cause or reason for this is left up to our imagination.  I'm sure the name 'Loki' (The father of Hel in Norse mythology) is deliberate... I just would have liked to see a bit more fleshing out here.

Dano is worth a mention as well playing the simpleton Alex Jones.  With an IQ of 10, Jones becomes a very interesting character as you're never quite sure if there is more to him or if he is just a diversion.   Prisoners is one of those thrillers with many suspects and as the movie plays out you will change your mind a number of times.  I wouldn't rave that the ending is going to blow any minds however it very deliberately challenges the previous actions of the characters and further blurs the lines of right and wrong.  Hard to say more on this without giving too much away.

I highly recommend checking this thoughtful drama/thriller out.   For me I don't think the re-watch value is super high but for a first watch it was a damn good ride.

8/10

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#Tropfest


So last night was Tropfest 2013 and Mike and I caught up to watch it with a mate and live tweet our reactions to all of the shorts as we watched them. I will embed our tweets below for all to see. Amazingly one of them even made it onto the TV and we both chuckled that it was like in Speed: "Interactive TV, Jack. Wave of the future!" Love Dennis Hopper.

Our thoughts for the festival as a whole are that this was a particularly great year. The entries were varied in genre, scope, budget and style and that is exactly what we want from such a festival. We took a fairly hard stance on our scores for the films as we needed to differentiate them from one another, so we were not all that lenient in that if there was an issue or two, it lowered the score significantly. We ended up with all but two of the sixteen films getting a 5/10 or better and three of them scoring a 7 and another three an 8. Hopefully we get one of our films up there one day and some of you can score us and give us feedback too!

Refreshingly the film we thought was best was the one that actually won and also snagged the best actor award, so our thoughts around what type of short films to make and how to work them seem to be in line with this particular festival.

The two negatives from the festival as a whole are that there is nowhere to watch it live in Adelaide, on a big screen in amongst an audience which we feel is a tad unfair. And the second is almost all of the finalists came from NSW. We don’t quite know why. Is it just more entries from there, more people or what? But it would be nice to see other states show up.

Our thanks to the team who put on the festival for making it so polished and professional and our congratulations to all of the finalists! Mike and I are incredibly envious and even though we are putting a rating on your work we know how hard it is to even get a finished product, let along become a finalist in a festival. Well done, we cannot wait to see what each of you accomplishes next. We also cannot wait to see what the other 600 plus entrants come up with next year.

Finally, thanks to SBS 2 for at least giving us Adelaidians a way to see it. Maybe if the broadcast could be live next year instead of half an hour behind, or even better, if there was a live outdoor location to go to that would be brilliant!


All The Boys Love Mandy Lane


Goddamn this is a good movie! I was sitting there watching what was going on, enjoying the first 10 minutes or so and trying to think why it all felt so familiar, so comforting (as much as a horror film can be comforting). It started to dawn on me that All The Boys Love Mandy Lane is kind of a throwback to the 'fun' slashers of the 90's. Things like I Know What You Did Last Summer, Scream and even Can't Hardly Wait (which I know isn’t a slasher) instantly started springing to mind.

I fondly remember watching those movies and realising very quickly that they were not realistic portrayals of life, nor were they designed to be. They were simply what they were: a bunch of beautiful people put into a situation that causes them to be methodically and slowly murdered over a 90 minute period of time. And there is something refreshing about a movie with such a simple goal to achieve, that you as the viewer are happy to buy into. Some of my problems with modern horror is either its attempt to be super realistic or its attempt to be some extravagant complex beast that you get lost in. Something simple and upfront is much easier to get involved in and appreciate it’s just a story.

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane is a perfect example of being clear and concise. It uses the clichés perfectly without hiding from them, but it has enough of its own personality to be able to stand on its own two feet. It’s not hard to see where it’s all going but there are enough characters and options that you are not 100% sure what is going on until the very end, even if you think you know, and that’s the sign of a great movie.

I can see this as the benchmark for what Mike and I would like to achieve on our debut feature length movie. It’s the type of thing we always talk about but done as perfectly as it could be given the constraints of a debut feature horror flick. If I had made this film I can imagine sitting back in my chair after the final edit is done and feel a deep satisfying excitement come over me, which is exactly what happened to me as the viewer of this movie, and which is exactly the goal I would be going for making a horror film like this.

SCORE: 8/10

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Red Obsession


Red Obsession is a documentary about wine. This is a website about movies. Mike and I like movies, and we like wine, so this review is totally going to be biased. Aside from that fact, however, you should still go out and watch this doco.

Why? Well, my wife doesn't like movies much, nor wine for that matter, but she did enjoy this documentary a lot. It focuses primarily on the changing wine industry and how globalisation is causing a real shift in who is buying the wine, where the buzz is and how the industry is coping with this change.

It mainly focuses on the French region of Bordeaux which by default is the most famous of wine regions. It does this because China in its dramatic climb up the money ladder over the past few decades has become rather fond of a drop or two of a nice Bordeaux. Infact it has been enjoying it so much that the average bottle prices have gone up 1000's of percent. We are talking $25,000 for a single bottle of wine. We are talking auctions where people are literally spending millions of dollars buying cases of wine. It’s insane.

And it’s a real contrast to what used to be the classic, romantic, la société d'appréciation du vin. Instead of French and European people getting together all toffee like and sipping on their wines in their gardens and being a big haughty taughty, you now have these billionaire Chinese people ringing up on the phone saying they want to buy every single bottle of the 1982 Chateau Lafite Rothschild left in the cellar at the Chateaux. To put it simply the French said "I fart in your general direction."

If you like your wine and you like your documentaries, you will be hard pressed (pun intended) to go past this little gem. It’s beautifully filmed and I had no idea that Bordeaux looked like this causing it to go high on the list of places I want to visit. It’s entertaining with the crazy Asian richies and their eccentric nature and it’s narrated by Russel Crowe.

Go get a red, open it, sit back and enjoy the film. SCORE: 8/10

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