Trance


Danny Boyle is a master filmmaker! Think about his show reel: Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, Sunshine, The Olympic Opening Ceremony, 127 Hours & Slumdog Millionaire. What the hell was he thinking when he made Trance? It is honestly just a plain out terrible movie. It’s supposed to be about hypnotics, and an art theft, and forgetting where the loot was hidden and therefore using hypnotics to remember, but it gets lost in this mess of badly directed action, over the top cinematics and weird locations and out of order events. None of it makes sense.

In a post Inception world, making something like this is tricky to begin with, but that’s still no excuse for having absolutely no story line or reason for any of the events that happen in the movie to happen. It’s a total mess. I think he was trying to play with the timeline and put events out of order and out of sequence but unless you have that magical coming together of events like the car falling in Inception , while the hotel world was spinning around and the music was playing at different speeds to tie it all together, the audience doesn’t know where the events are actually taking place. It’s like watching a band play without instruments.

The single most amazing part of this film, though, is that Danny Boyle somehow made a naked Rosario Dawson unattractive. Rosario Dawson is a beautiful lady and even Kevin Smith was able to amp up her sex appeal in Clerks II, but somehow in amongst all the slick, shiny lights, heist wannabe film, he turns her into the most wooden, boring character I may have ever seen on the screen. The 'love triangle' between her, James McAvoy's character and Vincent Cassel's character that is apparently meant to tie this movie together (I don’t fully understand it as it’s never explained) is about as believable as Padme and Anakin in The Clone Wars. I'm amazed at how badly its done to be honest and how completely unbelievable it is. I almost laughed at the reveal of Ms Dawson walking down the corridor to James's character, and then later on in the film it tries to pay off the imagery as a reference of 'pure' art form. It was cringe inducing.

Not to mention the never explained relationships of James McAvoy and Vincent Cassels characters. I mean, they are in essence the main leads who are responsible for the art theft, the memory loss and every resulting action that takes place. But I couldn’t tell you a single thing about them. I don’t know how they are related to each other, why they were working together, why one of them seems to die and be reborn multiple times, and why only one of them gets a secret message (full of exposition to explain the whole movie you just watched) at the end of the movie? Its just .. I’m speechless. Those two characters are as one dimensional as can be, and unrelated to each other as R2D2 is to Spock, and they are the whole reason the events in the movie take place!

I hope this film is just a result of being spread too thin as Danny was working on this during the Olympic Opening Ceremony and I can’t imagine the stress and work required for creating something like that. That opening ceremony was a masterpiece in direction and style and conveyed a real and clear message. Trance is the opposite. If all of his efforts were going into making the ceremony over this movie then that makes perfect sense and what he achieved there was simply stunning. Let’s just forget this film was ever made, and leave it to Mr Skin to bury the nudity shots into their archives as it’s the only part of this film that will grab anyone’s attention, even if it’s from a small and morally dubious place.

SCORE: 3/10

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Movies to watch out for

There's always some really good releases coming up to Christmas so thought I would run up a list of the one's I'm looking forward to!  Click on the IMDB links for a synopsis.

Gravity
Although the trailer is incredible the most exciting thing about this movie for me is that it's directed by Alfonso Cuaron who was the genius who gave us Children of Men.   Stars Sandra Bullock and Mr Clooney.    Definitely one for the cinema methinks to help drown in the infinite of space.
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12 Years A Slave
Steve McQueen's next directorial installment!  I have really enjoyed his raw and simplistic style in his previous movies 'Hunger' and 'Shame' and can only assume he will continue this quality here.  Absolutely massive cast - Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, Paul Dano, Paul Giamatti and Chiwetel Ejiofor (Children of Men), plus more.  This will be a huge Oscar contender. 
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The Counselor
Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender are together again in this one backed up by Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz.  Directed by our main man Ridley Scott I think this will prove to be a  great ride - has he ever done a bad film?
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All is Lost
I have to admit I'm a sucker for survival stuff.  Loved movies like 'Survive the Savage Sea', Castaway, 'Lord of the Flies' and so on.  'All is Lost' looks to be another I can add to this list.  Headed by Robert Redford who is actually the only actor credited in the entire movie.  The success of it will obviously be based on his performance but I think it's in fairly safe hands.
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Out of the Furnace
Christian Bale, Woody Harrelson, Casey Affleck, Forest Whitaker,  Willem Dafoe, Zoe Saldana, Sam Sheppard directed by Scott Cooper (Crazy Heart).... no point saying any more!  Looks incredible.
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Grown Ups 2
The first was so refreshing after the crap Sandler had been putting out.  I love the guy and his style of comedy which produced a number of all time classics so it was great to add another one to that list.  I think all of the guys just meshed really well and the result was some genuinely funny moments.  The scene that comes to mind is when they are taking it in turns perving on the girls.. "Switch"... and "Switch"...
Anyway I'm sure we will get a bit more of that in the second!
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Captain Phillips
Any movie with Tom Hanks is a must to watch in my book.  This one follows the story of an American cargo boat hijacked by Somali pirates.  Directed by Paul Greengrass who is probably most famous for the Bourne movies.  He's a bit of shaky cam man so hopefully doesn't go too over the top in this one.
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The Wolf of Wall Street
Sir Leo stars in this true story directed by the one and only Martin Scorsese.   Obviously Scorsese has a massive man-crush on Leo as this is his 5th(??) movie with him. Normally Wall Street would bore the pants off me but with these two gentlemen I think we can say it's going to be decent.
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Delivery Man
Good ole Vince Vaughn always cracks me up with his unique dry style.  Love the description for this movie - "An affable underachiever finds out he's fathered 533 children through anonymous donations to a fertility clinic 20 years ago. Now he must decide whether or not to come forward when 142 of them file a lawsuit to reveal his identity."
How can that not be good?
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Escape from Tomorrow
This movie looks like a complete trip out.  Filmed on location (without permission) in Disneyworld and Disneyland - "In a world of fake castles and anthropomorphic rodents, an epic battle begins when an unemployed father's sanity is challenged by a chance encounter with two underage girls on holiday."
Looks like a first attempt for writer and director Randy Moore (sounds like a fake name!) this one could go either way methinks.  I will enjoy the setting though bringing back good memories of the happiest place on Earth!
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Rush
Above we have had movies from Scott, Cuaron, Scorsese, Mcqueen ... and now we get another great- Ron Howard.  I don't know much about F1, nor have much interest in watching the actual races, but this movie looks fantastic.  Chris Hemsworth is the biggest name in the cast but I also notice it has Olivia Wilde whom I was recently impressed with in "Drinking Buddies"
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Insidious: Chapter 2
Absolutely loved the first one so can't wait for the second installment.  Same director as the first - James Wan - who also directed Saw and more recently The Conjuring amongst others.  Most of the original cast looks the same too so with any luck we get similar quality to the first.
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If I've missed any good ones please post in the comments so I can check them out!

World War Z

Just a quick one have to go feed the kid. 

After seeing the trailers I wasn't too sure on this as it looked a bit over the top with those scenes picturing thousands of zombies climbing all over each other etc.  I love zombie movies but the genre is copping a hammering lately.  I think 28 days later really kick started it again and it's been thrashed ever since both books and cinema.

Anyway...  World War Z is really good.  From start to finish it is a really intense ride.  It's beautifully made which was probably helped by the incredibly massive budget.  The story is nothing new but it was just done really well so didn't really care.

There were a number of moments in the movie where I thought they were heading for a cheesy moment or one of the characters pulling off something completely rubbish but each time it steered in a different direction .. it was a nice change.

If you're a zombie fan, check it out.  Not often they get a full Hollywood budget but it definitely works and you will enjoy the eye candy.

8/10

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Sharknado & Hell Baby


Yeah we did it, we watched it, we caved in to the mega sensation: Sharknado! What a piece of shit. And I mean that in a sincerely fun way but also in an atrocious filmmaking way. I mean, a good "bad" horror film is always enjoyable on some level. Films like Piranha 3D, Jeepers Creepers, I Know What You Did Last Summer or the next to be reviewed Hell Baby are often good fun but they need to be well made. Little things like colour correcting between shots or even using shots filmed at the same time of day! Things like not using obvious stock shots of huge waves and then cutting back to a calm beach before cutting to a head of shot of someone who is obviously supposed to be surfing, then cutting back to him on a different beach at sunset. I mean WTF? How can a director actually do that ... it’s beyond me.

But, on a much more positive note, the idea is fantastic! And as stupid as much of it is and completely unbelievable (How do sharks survive out of water for so long, how does a grenade stop a tornado, how can a helicopter fly so close to a tornado, how long can someone survive inside a shark?!?!) it certainly is a conversation starter. I don’t know .. I guess go see it just so you can say you have seen it, but unless you want to cave in to the hype it’s really nothing special. I was expecting some more cheesy fun, or at least some more gags or jokes or puns, but it really wasn’t clever and it certainly wasn’t made well. But it is called: SHARKNADO!

After watching this, Holmsey, Razza and I chucked on another terrible looking horror called Hell Baby. Oh, the comparison! I don’t know if it was just the timing of following up Sharknado with this, or if it truly was as funny as we found it to be, but goddamn, it’s hilarious! I have to give it the award for most perfectly timed joke in the last decade. I fell for it hook line and sinker and almost fell of the couch with how perfect it was. I can clearly imagine many groups of teenage boys munching on cereal late at night watching that part of the movie and pretty much dying of laughter, it’s awesome.

The movie plot is pretty tongue in cheek. A pregnant lady and her man decide to buy a cheap huge manor house in New Orleans and move in. When they move in the token black guy who lives on the street also shows up (who is bloody funny) and tells them the house is home to demons and many people have died there. Cue best joke of the decade and then follow these guys on their journey of surviving the silly and scary events to the birth of the evil baby. Things get a bit gross out comedy there which I suppose was to be expected but this film had a refreshingly fun and self-aware silly vibe that is hard to nail. Definitely worth checking out!

Sharknado Score: 1/10
Hell Baby Score: 8/10

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Elysium

Was really, really, really looking forward to seeing this one.  The trailer was done so well and all the elements were there for something great.  Great story idea, top actors, beautiful special effects and written & directed by Neill Blomkamp - bring it on!   I really enjoyed District 9 which he also wrote and directed - loved the amazing realism and his ability to make the future very believable. 

The start of Elysium is brilliant and Guy and I were pretty excited thinking it might just turn out as good as the trailer suggested.  Unfortunately this is not to be.  For me the biggest downfall was the lack of character development.  As events were unfolding on screen I never felt emotionally invested in the outcome.  The other negative which seems to unfortunately be the trend now in modern movies was the super quick and blurry editing during the action and combat scenes.   Might look better on the home flat screen but at the cinema was just off putting really. 

What's most disappointing is that the story had so much potential but wasn't done justice.  It felt like the first draft of script that with some extra effort and editing could have been a modern Sci-fi classic.  A number of story elements seemed completely unnecessary - for example the robotic exoskeleton Matt Damon's character Max has surgically installed. 

It's not all bad though.  Blomkamp still manages to create an incredibly realistic future world.  His blending of real footage and CG is flawless and you don't question the reality being portrayed.  Damon gives his usual strong performance - loved seeing him all tattooed up as well.   Jodie Foster played the role of Delacourt who was in charge for Elysium's security.  It was a fair performance but I was put off a little by what I can only guess was an attempt to create a new futuristic accent.  I  appreciate what they were going for but this ended up being a negative for me.

Overall though a very watchable movie with some great action and a generally fun ride.  I've heard a lot of positive reviews and perhaps I'm being a bit harsh...  the main problem was probably my extremely high expectations going in - impossible to live up to.  Will give it another go on blu-ray next year and see how it goes the second time round.

6/10

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